February 2012
This is no joke, it really happened in my first...
My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.
I go days without posting and gain like 20 followers, then when I’m active I lose heaps. The internet’s way of telling me to shut up I guess.
tyronebiggums asked: Thank you for reblogging that HIV thing and telling that fucking moron what's up. I actually thought it was a great idea for an ad, but there's always going to be one dickhead that tries to ruin a sensible message with nonsense.
hidden-wheel:
Leftover Crack: Ya Can’t Go Home
Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.
feath3rs:
none? ok.
Do it, I want my ego inflated!
This Once Upon A Time show looks a little Fables like.
Sorry for the random spam, going through photos on my phone and finding funny shit I forgot about.
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“Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up, but...”
– JON STEWART, on Rick Santorum saying JFK’s historic speech on the separation of church and state makes him want to “throw up,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
beyoncebeytwice:
people who pour their milk before the cereal